26 Jul 2012

jom masuk universiti.


salam semua
salam satu malaysia
tiadalah duanya
jangan ditiga empat lima kan malaysia
sebab tu disebut satu malaysia.










jom masuk universiti!
zaman sekarang pendidikan bersepah
segalanya memang untuk dipermudah
anak melayu majoriti la ni masuk universiti... alhamdulillah.

kenapa saya kena masuk universiti?...

persoalan yang sgt subjektif untuk dijawab.
even aku pun, bukan time nak masuk
time dapat degree pun aku terpinga-pinga atas dewan
masa konvo lagilah...pebende yg aku dapat nih
aku sendiri macam tak sedar aku dah habiskan selama lebih empat tahun
untuk dapatkan sijil ni...then skrg aku dah dapat...
so...so what?...

dan sekarang sudah beberapa tahun selepas peristiwa konvokasi itu berlalu
kini aku masih lagi belajar, masih bergelar seorang pelajar
yang sedang mengejar, satu lagi sijil... yariba...

kenapa lelaki perlu masuk universiti ---->
memang seronok di universiti
dan saya setuju dengan animasi mamat nih

http://azmeerahmadshahruddin.blogspot.com/2011/09/kenapa-lelaki-perlu-masuk-universiti.html




















hehehehe dan hehehehe.

dan kalau ditanya pada seseorang yang seperti berikut






















memanglah perlu bahkan wajib dibayar pinjaman tersebut
tapi natijagh dari pemikiran materi sebegini yg mengakibatkan
banyak warga kita yang objektif atau fokusnya hanyalah sijil semata-mata

ade sijil, ade kerja best2,
dapat gaji banyak,
boleh joli katak.

masih ingatkah kalian pada berita
3 pelajar USM ditahan atas dakwaan pemalsuan sijil diploma-ijazah?
dapat degree jalan pantas, akhirnya sindiket dapat dipintas....
syabas polis malaya syabas... [kes syabas ngan kerajaan negeri apekehal?]
logiknya mudah. kos sijil palsu ~rm5K - rm7K
nampak macam mahal
tapi jika dibandingkan dengan kos sebenar seseorang nk dapatkan degree

perlu lalui 6 hingga 8 semester [ kalau ade kantoi kne tambah lagi smeseter]
perlu belanjakan rm1K - rm 2.5K utk yuran setiap semester [ kalau ade kantoi kne tambah lagi  bayarannya]
tu blom kira kos makan minum, asrama- asmara, wayang joget lambak.
buku, print dan printer,
nk kne servis format kompiter sb kne virus [harapkan antivirus, langsung xble diharap].
ade kalkulator kan, kira sendiri...mau makan 30-40 ribu... main riban2 beb

kos nak pergi kursus kawen, kursus programming...
zaman sekarang kos belajar lagi mahal dari kos hidup bekerja.
namun itu tak bermakna tiada yang percuma.
pendidikan percuma?... ade ke?...
ade saje...cume kenelah ade hubungan dengan alam maya

internet internet internet
jalur lebar ke, jalur hitam-merah ka
ada wayar tanpa wayar...
janji ade koneksi...

paling mudah check youtube lah...
wikipedia juga sgt berguna
sebagai permulaan untuk pahamkan sesuatu
nk lebih boleh rujuk buku teks...
p library, pinjam potostat jek...
xpon carila web yg ade bg sofkopi,
tapi nk kne pinar mata bila nak baca.

laman sesawang kegeramaran saya
ialah http://freevideolectures.com/
disini banyak video2 belajar secara online
tok guru bukan calang2 tau
orang yg memang ade kemahiran terhadap ilmu tersebut.
bagi free jek...
kalaulah diorang ni muslim,
mati nanti senang dah. banyak saham nak beli syurga.

so, ape pasal nak masuk universiti lagi?
kalau dah banyak course/subjek kat internet
belajar sendiri jela.
persoalan yg kembali balik kepada
kenapa nak masuk u? semata-mata nak dapat degree?master? phd?

berbalik pula kepada sebab utama kita, muslim,
kenapa perlu masuk universiti? sebab kita dididik supaya mencari ilmu
mencari ilmu dengan berguru. mencari ilmu, sampai tiba ajalmu.
human intervention. komunikasi, bersosial, berhubung dengan manusia.
sama-sama berkerjasama.
menuju janji ilahi.
adakah sama orang yg berilmu dgn org yg jahil lagi bodoh?

masuk universiti atas keikhlasan hati.
selagi kita nampak semut hitam tuh...selagi tu la tak ikhlas...
dan aku rasa aku masih nampak semut tu, dalam jantung jiwa pikiran minda aku sendiri

ya allah, berilah aku hikmah kebijaksaan
berilah aku ilmu, dan semoga jalanku sentiasa dipermudahkan.
ya allah, jika susah supaya disediakan jalan keluarnya.
jika salah, tiada lain, ku harap ku pohon,
hanya keampunan, kemaafan dan belas kasihan
darimu ar-rahman.



17 Jul 2012

When i was a kid...


When i was a kid...
 i never know the definition
of happiness.

but i do remember how it feels like; always.
during those days,
i'm just a happy kid anyway. 


When i was a kid, i used to read comic 
instead of mathematics (^_^). 
ps: Every book is a children's book if the kid can read, 
thus if u have a kid, reading is really an important stuff.




When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. 
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - emo phillips-


When I was a kid I used to play by myself.
and i always plays the hero, all the time. 


If u have no idea about the illustration,
definitely, u have no emotion. 



When I was a kid, 
I was always the kid who tried to get attention,
I'd do little unexpected performances.


When i was a kid...
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid.





9 Jul 2012

i love to quote quotes.

quote(s).
i love to quote quotes.
anytime, anywhere when i sees one.
or two.
or more than two.
then i'll try to remember the quote(s).
if and only if those quotes,
produce some kind of weird feeling
towards myself,

the objectives of taking quotes;
to get some reflections,
to have some motivations,
to obtain power,
mentally, philosophically, emotionally and all other ...ly.
perhaps.lily.perhaps.
at least for me,
or might be sharing with others.

quotes; constructed by words, contains what so called wisdom

but anybody cares? several.
u know that...i know that
that wisdom is one of the rarest commodities these days...
u feeling sad? feels sad! yeah sad, so sad...but true.
however, forget all those sadness
i juz wanna share my favorite movies,
based on true story's...
a collection of movies. a must-watch-list movies.
because of?... their distinguish quotes...memorable extravagant quotes...
hey hey hey, quotes bebeh...
plus lots of moral value. (lots not lost)
but its modern western morals scheme nonetheless.

###number 001### INTO THE WILD

memorable quote:


And I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, 
but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once,
to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, 
facing the blind, deaf stone alone with nothing to help you 
but your hands and your own head.




this one I'm re-quote of Christopher McCandless quoting Leo Tolstoy, weeeheehee:


"I have lived through much, 
and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. 
A quiet secluded life in the country, 
with the possibility of being useful to people 
to whom it is easy to do good, 
and who are not accustomed to have it done to them. 
And work which one hopes may be of some use. 
Then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor. 
Such is my idea of happiness. 
And then, on top of all that, 
you for a mate, 
and children perhaps. 
What more can the heart of a man desire?"


###number 002### BEAUTIFUL MIND



memorable quote:

all quotation from John Nash.

"Find a truly original idea.
It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. 
It is the only way I will ever … matter."


"Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity."


and some romantic dialogue here, between John Nash and his wife, Alicia: (^_^)



Alicia: How big is the universe?
John: Infinite.
Alicia: How do you know?
John: I know because all the data indicates it's infinite.
Alicia: But it hasn't been proven yet.
John: No.
Alicia: You haven't seen it.
John: No.
Alicia: How do you know for sure?
John: I don't, I just believe it.
Alicia: It's the same with love, I guess.


###number 003### THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

it is a story of a father and son. Chris and Christopher... what Christopher again?

memorable quote:

Chris Gardner


"Probably means there's a good chance. Possibly means we might or we might not."


"Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they want to tell you you can’t do it. You want something, go get it. Period. All right?"


"This part of my life... this part right here. this is called "happiness".





###number 004### YES MAN

Yes is the new no! 
Start learning to say yes to life today!
Yes to adventure. 
Yes to victory.





"Yes always leads to something good." "Never avoid opportunities. They may come in any form." -Carl Allen


"I know our music isn't that mainstream — I love doing it. 
It's like my photography. 
I know there isn't that much demand for blurry photographs taken while running 
but ... 
you know, 
who cares
The world's a playground! 
You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it." - Allison




okeh asyraf

enuff is enuff

stop with your bluff 

bla bla bla bluek...buat keje balik









3 Jul 2012

Tidak soreh ---------->> Tidak terus (indirect)


nikmati alam,
syukuri tuhan.
nikmatnya islam,
suburnya iman.

petang ini. sekarang. hujan.
sudah-sudahlah menangis. meratapi.
cukup-cukuplah bersedih. bersendiri.

nak pujuk diri, senang je.
ingatlah orang yg tersayang.
mak abah. adik-adik. kawan, teman, taulan.
dan juga. si dia. pasti ceria. hihi.

at-taaruf membawa ke khitbah
maka jadilah kami khatib dan makhtubah
berkat niat suci sahabah untuk sahabah
syukran, ku syukur alhamdulillah.


(PlayStation: KHATIB-TUNANG LELAKI, MAKHTUBAH-TUNANG WANITA)


tadi sambil2 termenung akan nasib diri
sambil2 berinternet berfb...
terbace sekelumat petikan dari Dr Yusuf Alqardawi.


HUKUM BERKHALWAT DENGAN TUNANG... 

wah, nak kene tau nih. sebelum apa-apa perkara buruk terjadi.
namun, obvious sgt. dari soalan dah boleh agak jawapan. hehe.


Dr.Yusof Al Qardawi (Fatawa Muasoroh) berkata:

[" selama mana akad kahwin (ijab dan qabul) belum ditunaikan oleh tunang laki dan tunang wanita (belum sah nikah / kahwin mereka mengikut  'uruf -adat, syarak dan undang-undang), maka keadaan masih
seperti hukum asal.

Iaitu:-

1. Tidak halal dan haram bagi makhtubah (tunang wanita) untuk berkhalwat(berdua-duaan sehingga menimbulkan fitnah) dengan khatibnya (tunang lelaki) KECUALI bersama-sama mahtubah (tunang wanita) itu ada salah seorang mahramnya seperti ayahnya atau abangnya.

2. Tidak halal dan haram bagi makhtubah (tunang wanita) untuk bermusafir atau melancong  dengan khatibnya (tunang lelaki) KECUALI bersama-sama mahtubah (tunang wanita) itu ada salah seorang mahramnya seperti ayahnya atau abangnya.]

*** mahram = mahram-orang yang diharamkan nikah /kahwin dengannya (dengan wanita itu)
***  'uruf =  adat yang masyhur dipegang di sesuatu tempat.



mula-mula jadi sengal jugak bace sekali lalu ayat dia "Tidak halal dan haram bagi...". tak halal pastu haram plak? ooo, klo tak halal tak semestinya haram. haa, begitu baca dia. tapi kes yang ni da la tak halal, haram plak tu.

belek punya belek, almaklum laman cyber seluas galaksi
tapi sudahnya selongkar fb, fb, pastu... fb
kendian jumpa status beliau:
layan plak bace status tuan syahirul.com nih



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pantang ade ruang untuk komen, aku mesti nak komen.
tapi bukan komen sebenarnya, cuma niat hati nak bertanya.
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eh eh eh. bergurau plak. (^_^).
so, sila jangan ngorat tunang saya yer.
ngorat saye takper. opssss... tak boleh juga.
jeng jeng jeng.